I like you

To balance out yesterdays poster.

Not giving a fuck

Seriously, people should try this more often.

Motivational of the Week: Round #15

So in case anyone noticed, I've been away for the past week on business, so I'm picking up from where I left off. Firstly the two motivationals to finish up last week, and then the missing Motivational of the Week summary.

Anyway, here goes:

It seems that BOTTLED WATER in a can is the biggest thing since sliced bread, winning the MotW with 4 votes,

Many of us (3 to be exact) still remember the good old days of 56K, back then the air was clean and sex was dirty,

Also, the importance of a good LOCATION is acknowledged in third place with 2 votes.

New poll's up, may the Motivation be with you!

Shit guys

When you have to go you have to go!

Engine servicing

You better not spill any oil!

Teamwork III

The ends justify the means? If it's one thing I learned over the years on the internet it's to never question dumb people.

Photoshop

Sometimes it's just too easy. Oh what the hell...

Irony II

That's one hot truck you got there.

Snipers

Well, I guess recoil beats what the other guy feels any day.

Alcohol

When drinking it's always best to lay down some ground rules, like say no women after the 10th shot, cause you know that if she's desperate enough to go home with someone as drunk as you, you're probably not desperate enough to go home with her.

Motivational of the Week: Round #14

Hey all, to the seven people that actually noticed the lack of posts, life caught up to me these past couple of days, thus tending to the blog took a back seat. All is well now in Motivationalizer land, so let the (De)Motivation resume, but first a sum up of last weeks voting!

IRON MAN takes no crap regardless of his form, blitzing the poll with a mind numbing 4 votes (please note the irony)!

REALITY and the YMCA have more in common than you might think, as they both rack up a still impressive 2 votes each (the ironic theme continues). Oh, and you're going to hell regardless of which you voted for (as am I, no doubt).

Lastly, BEER and RECURSION also seem to go hand in hand in my experience, trailing another 50% down with a vote each. Perhaps they should be combined to win more favor among fans.

That's it from me for now, enjoy todays triple dose of motivation, or demotivation or whatever the hell these things are anyway, and don't forget to vote. I'm out.

Epic fail

These never get old!

Trust

Screw it, that's why we have green screens and CGI.

A double dose today, because I wasn't near a computer yesterday, enjoy.

56k

Remember the good old days, when donloading a song was more expensive thatn buying it...

Bottled water

What's next, canned beans in a plastic bag?

Location

It's all important!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

I've been nominated by LunaShine for the Sunshine Blogger Award! Since I'm running low on time today, I'll fulfill my full obligations tomorrow, but I'd just like to thank Luna for thinking of me, and for anyone who enjoys out of the ordinary artistic impressions, I suggest you take a look at one of her blogs and you won't be disappointed.

Thanks again.

That sign

Which would you rather hit?

Motivational of the Week: Round #13

Another week another winner.

And this week it's OPINIONS with 5 votes.

Red got a FOOT UP HIS ASS along with the QUICK turtle with 4 votes.

And DOING IT WRONG apparently get you 2 votes and 3rd.

New poll's out and so am I.

Iron man

I bet he gets the ladies.

Beer II

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Recursion

Oh shi-
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
.
.
.

YMCA

If you laughed,... so did I...

Barrel roll

If you haven't bean sea-sick until now...

Fail

Too many Starsky and Hutch movies.

Reality

And it runs on Windows...

Motivational of the Week: Round #12

Business as usual, the 12th round is over and the winner is:

FUCK IT with 6 votes,

2nd TEAMWORK II with 4 votes,

and as aways, last but not least THE RULES with 3 votes.

let's keep 'em coming on the new poll!

My foot up your ass

Dumbass!!!