GPS

Now that truly is a global positioning system.

Masturbation

There are some tell-tale signs of it.

Jaws

Ta-dam    ta-dam    ta-dam  ta-dam tadam tadam tadadadada AAAAAAAAA!

Voyeurism

What? Oh no, I was just errrr.... texting.

Motivational of the Week: Round #7

Another week, another poll.

For one RETARDS finish first, with 7 votes,

Second goes to SMOKING, at 5 votes,

And another tie for third between BATMAN and his arch enemy, the dreaded BSOD, grabbing 2 votes each.

Let us press forward, many motivationals are still to come.

Obstacles

If you can't go around it...

Teamkillers

Ouuups, the wind is stronger than I thought.

Unexplainable

I never really got this one, but I guess it's a classic, so here goes...

The Basement

Would you find the damn light switch already!

VTEC

When it kicks in, you know it, yo.

Yeah, so guess what car I drive...

Water on Mars

This just in, we found water on Mars!

Backup plan

What was the main plan again?

Motivational of the Week: Round #6

This one was close!

We got as NATURAL SELECTION our 6th winner with 7 votes,

CHOICES came in a close second with 6 votes,

and CATURDAY another vote down.

The people have spoken, it's time to speak again!

Unique

Nope, but you sure do stand out in a crowd!

Originality

So, do you need a shoehorn?

Smoking

Look at the creepy fella, don't you wish smoking made you as cool!

BSOD

This hasn't happened in a while, but for good old times sake, a classic Blue Screen of Death.

When was the last time you had a BSOD crash? For me I think it was about 3-4 months ago when a hard drive gave up the binary ghost.

Batman

I kind of have to agree, Black Knight was a great movie, but other than that I'm for old school every day!

Retards

Stop that!

Adventure

Or stupidity, you decide.

Motivational of the Week: Round #5

Another clear cut victory, though the drop in votes is somewhat worrisome.

Anyhow, the 5th winner is MOTIVATION, with 7wotes,

DRIVE ME CLOSER trailing in 2nd with 4 votes,

And 3rd is split again between ASSHOLE and HOUSE with 3 votes each.

Thanks to all for voting, let's keep this show on the road.

Practice

Although if you overdo it...

Prozac cat

Life is good!

Friday

Today was one of those days... How was your Friday?

McDonald

What's that, you didn't like your Chicken McNuggets?

Natural selection

I bet Darwin never saw this one coming.

Sit!

That's my piggy-wiggy.

Choices

When you get to a fork in the road, just turn around...

Motivational of the Week: Round #4

Good to see some more decisiveness.

Our 4th winner is DECEPTION with 16 votes.

On 2nd we got the WEATHER STONE with 8 votes.

And 3rd, with 7 votes, FIND X, which was my favorite to be honest.

Thanks to everyone for voting. Onward and upward to round 5!

Who's that next to house?

Interesting how this works. All of you who think that Friends was the best show ever post "Heyoooo"!

Asshole

This time I can truthfully say that I am not an asshole!

Motivation

Motivation, or rather lack thereof. This one says it all...

Drive me closer!

A heart of a lion!

Bad ending

Try talking your way out of this one!

Grand Theft Auto

Awww damn, I needed that car for the mission, do you know how long it's going to take to find another one! They never show up when you need one...