A warm front

I  bet the humidity is on the rise as well...

Motivational of the Week Roundup!

Ok, so it's been a while but hey, what can you do...

I'm done with the MOTW gimmick, so here are the winners of all the 18 rounds that went by. 18 is such a nice number, three-half-dozens, I like it, it's a good number to quit at. Not quite round, but round enough.

So here goes, all one-and-a-half dozen motivationals voted best of the week by you guys:

Week 1: Ringo

I like this one because it's oh-so true.

Week 2: Bowling

Using sports equipment in a manner other than intended, always nice.

Week 3: Lego food

Worth all the lower intestinal effort it caused.

Week 4: Deception

Deceptively simple, pure genius.

Week 5: Motivation

Something all of us can relate to.

Week 6: Natural selection

Tampering with the laws of nature, playing god at it's funniest.

Week 7: Retards

This one's a bit... special.

Week 8: Water on mars

Beating NASA to it.

Week 9: Masturbation

Artificial adaptation to the joys of the internet.

Week 10: Balls of Steel

Tom Cruise would shit his pants...

Week 11: Procrastination

...

Week 12: Fuck it

You know the feeling.

Week 13: Opinions

And idiots get fat tickets.

Week 14: Iron Man

Seriously, this is my next Halloween costume!

Week 15: Bottled Water

When your alphabet is as fucked up as this you're bound to get something wrong.

Week 16: Photoshop

Sometimes it's just too easy.

Week 17: Not Giving a Fuck

A valuable life lesson.

Week 18: Economy

Some of us have it worse than others.


That's it for now, all the viewer top-rated motivationals, some motivational, some de-motivational, but all of them funny as hell.

Keep on truckin'!

Medication

Double dose today due to the lack yesterdays dose, and boy do those meds look tasty right about now!

I like to sing-a

I like to sing-a and never stop-a...

I must go

Go my son, go to your people.

Motivational of the Week: Round #17

Another week another round

It seems that many enjoy the full benefits of NOT GIVING A FUCK, grabbing first with 6 votes.

Sheer bravery seems insufficient to at least 4 of you, who prefer INSANITY.

Third place is torn between the ever rising GAS PRICES and the ever sweet I LIKE YOU with 3 votes a pop.

Keep up the high moral, and enjoy this weeks de/motivation. And don't forget to +1 ;).

Damn economy

It's just terrible what people have to resort to in these trying times.

Condoms

Someone hasn't read the instructions properly.

2 Pac on Mars

That's one down, now let's find Biggy!

Mini golf

I guess for them this is regular golf (I know, I'm a bad person).

Watch for ice

Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they're polar.

Aim high

Here, hold my beer and watch this!

Blame

Sir, please step out of the vehicle!

Motivational of the Week: Round #16

Lets get straight down to business.

Seems there are a lot of PHOTOSHOP freaks (counting 4 as a lot...) among us who get their kicks on screen rather than in a bar, if they only knew that after five beers all the ugly girls go home...

Next up, SNIPERS getting the support with 3 votes, I'm guessing that targets get progressively smaller with beer.

Now if this isn't IRONY, a three way tie for third place... SHIT GUYS, there's no way I can segue this into ENGINE SERVICING, or is there.

Enjoy another motivational week, and please don't hesitate to show some love to the +1 feature if you like what you see.

Gas prices

The bike looks more and more appealing every day...

Blitzkrieg

You gotta stop for kittens!

Reality II

Although, "God did it" isn't an easy read either...

Insanity

I'm not quite sure if he's got balls of steel, or is he just that stupid.

Picture unrelated

This one's a classic, cause, I mean, it's three tigers in a bathtub. It was about time I posted this one.

I like you

To balance out yesterdays poster.

Not giving a fuck

Seriously, people should try this more often.

Motivational of the Week: Round #15

So in case anyone noticed, I've been away for the past week on business, so I'm picking up from where I left off. Firstly the two motivationals to finish up last week, and then the missing Motivational of the Week summary.

Anyway, here goes:

It seems that BOTTLED WATER in a can is the biggest thing since sliced bread, winning the MotW with 4 votes,

Many of us (3 to be exact) still remember the good old days of 56K, back then the air was clean and sex was dirty,

Also, the importance of a good LOCATION is acknowledged in third place with 2 votes.

New poll's up, may the Motivation be with you!

Shit guys

When you have to go you have to go!

Engine servicing

You better not spill any oil!

Teamwork III

The ends justify the means? If it's one thing I learned over the years on the internet it's to never question dumb people.

Photoshop

Sometimes it's just too easy. Oh what the hell...

Irony II

That's one hot truck you got there.

Snipers

Well, I guess recoil beats what the other guy feels any day.

Alcohol

When drinking it's always best to lay down some ground rules, like say no women after the 10th shot, cause you know that if she's desperate enough to go home with someone as drunk as you, you're probably not desperate enough to go home with her.

Motivational of the Week: Round #14

Hey all, to the seven people that actually noticed the lack of posts, life caught up to me these past couple of days, thus tending to the blog took a back seat. All is well now in Motivationalizer land, so let the (De)Motivation resume, but first a sum up of last weeks voting!

IRON MAN takes no crap regardless of his form, blitzing the poll with a mind numbing 4 votes (please note the irony)!

REALITY and the YMCA have more in common than you might think, as they both rack up a still impressive 2 votes each (the ironic theme continues). Oh, and you're going to hell regardless of which you voted for (as am I, no doubt).

Lastly, BEER and RECURSION also seem to go hand in hand in my experience, trailing another 50% down with a vote each. Perhaps they should be combined to win more favor among fans.

That's it from me for now, enjoy todays triple dose of motivation, or demotivation or whatever the hell these things are anyway, and don't forget to vote. I'm out.

Epic fail

These never get old!

Trust

Screw it, that's why we have green screens and CGI.

A double dose today, because I wasn't near a computer yesterday, enjoy.

56k

Remember the good old days, when donloading a song was more expensive thatn buying it...

Bottled water

What's next, canned beans in a plastic bag?

Location

It's all important!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

I've been nominated by LunaShine for the Sunshine Blogger Award! Since I'm running low on time today, I'll fulfill my full obligations tomorrow, but I'd just like to thank Luna for thinking of me, and for anyone who enjoys out of the ordinary artistic impressions, I suggest you take a look at one of her blogs and you won't be disappointed.

Thanks again.

That sign

Which would you rather hit?